*Doyle crosses his arms and glares at 'leste*
Doyle: "I don' understand why ya hafta do this..."
'leste: *Shrugs*" I'm bored. Feel free to add any
comments as I go."
*bendsover keyboard and begins to type*
10. When someone in his AA group stood up and said, "Hi,
my name is Bill, and
I'm an alcoholic."
Doyle: "Lemme tell ya... Big DUH on tha' one. I couldn't
help meself!"
9. When Wesley said he had a hot date.
Doyle: *Scoffs* C'mon! Even ANGEL was laughin' at
that one. Made a joke too."
*leans back and thinks* "Yah... he said, if Wesley
has a hot date it either
has to be an Inferno demon or a middle aged fat woman
with a fever. Okay,
ranted, it wasn't THAT funny, but this is ANGEL we're
talkin' about."
8.In the middle of a vision.
Doyle: "Well, it WAS painful, cause, ya know. Vision
and all. But wasn't damn
near as painful as it was funny. Wesley was in a chicken
suit beggin' for some
girl (Torra was 'er name maybe?) to stop wid' some
Tellitubbie Torture
Technique or somethin'... can't remember."
7. When the blind girl felt Wes' face and asked if Angel
Investigations had a
monkey.
Doyle: "No...tha' wasn't the best part. The best part
was when 'Delia walked
by and said "yes"...then ANGEL walked by right be'ind
'er and said, "don't
feed him. He gets worked up." *Bursts out laughing
again.*
6. When he walked into a room where Angel was brooding,
stood there for five
minutes, and burst out laughing.
Doyle: *makes motions with his arms* "He was just
SITTIN' there! Like a
corpse. Well. yah. But... man... it was great. He
didn't even twitch. *calms
down when no one else laughs* But I guess ya had ta
be there."
5.When Cordy asked Wes' mom how her liposuction went and
Wesley replied,"it
went quite well. Mother can get on and off the couch
much easier now."
Doyle: "Well, ya had to SEE a picture o' that woman.
Big as a house. Why
ANYONE'd have trouble gettin' off tha couch in the
first place is a mystery. I
thought it was funny. *shrug* I dinnae think it'd
make the fella cry."
4. The look on Gunn's face when we were all trapped in
that shed and Wesley
asked him if he had a fag.
Doyle: "Okay, I KNOW the man only asked for a cigarette,
an' tha's what they
call em... and I KNOW we needed it ta light that firework
ta bust a hole
through the door... and I KNOW it WAS inappropriate
to laugh then but I
couldn't help thinkin' that's the only pickup line
that'd probably work for
Wes..."
3. When Angel got jumped in an alley and accidentally
killed Riley.
Doyle: "Well...it WAS funny if ya think about the
irony. And Riley DID jump
'im first. Think the boy snapped after' bein' called
"Cap'n Cardboard a couple
too many times. Went after Angel' and Angel kinda
grabbed him by the head
*mimicks movement* an' snapped his neck. I thought
it was hilarious."
2. When Cordelia hypothetically asked if having Sex with
Kate would make Angel
loose his soul.
Doyle: *indignant* "C'mon people! THINK! Ya really
believe that'd give
ANYONE a happy? I HADTA laugh!"
1. When Angel got a "Thank You" card in the mail from
Spike the day of Riley's
funeral that read, "Guess you aren't THAT poofy after
all. Thanks pop".
Doyle: "Is there NO ONE that didn't want Riley dead,
or am I the only one
noticin' tha?"