Top Ten Results of Doyle's Career Aptitude Test
by Celeste
10. Wine taster.
Doyle: "Uh ya think Guinness counts as wine then?"
9. Pin cushion.
Doyle: "Haha. Very funny. How bout I 'pin cushion' YOU right now?"
8. 'Rogue Demon Hunter' HUNTER.
Doyle: *hefts his gun* All right, let's get to work then. Heeeeeere
Wesley Wesley Wesley..."
7. Strip club buffet critic.
Doyle: *grabs an application* "They actually HAVE careers like this?!
I'm in!"
6. St. Patrick's day icon.
Doyle: "Again wi' the jokes. Yah, what about Angel? He's from Ireland
too. It's cause 'm short idn't it? *hiccup* Or is it cause
o' the drinkin' do ya think?" *hiccup*
5. Kissing booth entrepreneur.
Doyle: *holds up the gigantic *Kiss Me I'm Irish pin* "Yeah, like
THIS whole thing hasn't been over played..." *sighs, shrugs, then pins
it on and proceeds to waggle his eyebrows charmingly at every girl that
passes and makes a fortune*
4. British Pansy Ass De Pansy-er.
Doyle: *hits Wesley with the whip* C'mon...drink that beer like
a man. Do you wan' any DAMN TEA?"
Wesley: *cowering and sipping alcohol like he's gonna be sick* "Um...
no...god no... no tea...please, just stop..."
Doyle: "Keep drinkin! Next we'll work on clothes..." *leans back
and downs an entire glass of whiskey in one gulp*)
3.Bonafide hero (with a license and everything...)
Doyle: "And our rats are ALWAYS low!" *grins*
2. Freddie Prize Jr. stand in.
Doyle: *innocent* They ah...musta run outta ink. Tha's why they
wrote this one in... in the uh...orange marker."
Cordy: "Must be."
1. Tahiti tour guide.
Doyle: "Yeah... I should be. I've been 'ere long enough!"